Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
*starts typing text post*
*realizes nobody cares*
*stops typing text post*
Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
"what did u do all day?"
i’m checking out all new followers, and following back tons!